Your love completes me. When you are gone, I am not whole. You are the wind beneath my wings. Ok, so you know the other day when I took your money from your wallet, I know you understand it . And being the awesome husband you are, you told me what’s yours is mine too, right dear?
Well, I just wanted to say thank you and I love you.
Thank you and I love you.
Um, but there's something else.
I also took your one thousand pesos tucked so neatly inside the hidden pocket of your wallet (why the hiding, dear?). We’ll its not really stealing but you see, the kids are so choosy these days. They want lunch money aside from the cookies, biscuits, sandwhich we give them. And I also need a new pair of shoes.
Ok, so I took the money and then I bought new shoes with it.
But before you get mad that your own wife, your soul mate, the love of your life, stole what could very be the last money you had, please remember how willingly I shared my life with you. Or at least the two kids I delivered with C-cuts to make you happy. Ok, that's all.
I love you, and I'm sorry I stole from you. I'd like to say that I won't do it again, but...I'm trying to turn over a new "honesty is the best policy" leaf, so....
Your doting, awesome wife