The reason I chose to talk about this today is because Hubs and I went shopping for pants last Friday. And when I did try some of the pants on, I realized my waistline is hardly as sized as my head. Not unless I have hydrocephalus.
Monday, March 11, 2013
In A Corset State of Mind
I could use some of these. The closest I wear to this was the postpartum girdle I used after giving birth. What do you call it? oh yes, binder.
Tightlacing has been around since 16th century in an attempt to support the body, enhance the breasts, and make the waist appear smaller than it was naturally.
In the process of wearing it, your waistline will be as almost as the same circumference as the head, meaning you’d have room for only half a liver and a few inches of intestines. The result: chronic diarrhea and death from malabsorption and malnutrition.
But the benefits? a small waist, great posture, and cleavage if you want it.
But what does it feel like? you cannot bend, you cannot slouch therefore you’re like a tree.
The reason I chose to talk about this today is because Hubs and I went shopping for pants last Friday. And when I did try some of the pants on, I realized my waistline is hardly as sized as my head. Not unless I have hydrocephalus.
The reason I chose to talk about this today is because Hubs and I went shopping for pants last Friday. And when I did try some of the pants on, I realized my waistline is hardly as sized as my head. Not unless I have hydrocephalus.
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Yaikks ! I would rather have a waist where I could move normally and breath properly.
ReplyDeletewhoaw... I wonder If they could still breath... I am not sure If I would want to be in their shoes.
ReplyDeleteOkay na sakin ang maginhawang pagkilos.. hehehe
It looks hurts duh!!!
ReplyDeleteThese photos are freakish... Yikes!
ReplyDeleteHi Sarah, Genskie, Carolyn and a lady in chinese name (hehe), yes you are all right! These corsets are impossible. I wonder how they survived with only half of liver.
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